Things I Learned Last Week From The Seemingly Put-Together But Obviously Befuddled Gentleman I Encountered in the Continental Building's Lobby

You that button by the elevators with the fireman's hat on it? The one that you suspect would summon emergency help or sound an alarm were you to need it? Well if you press that button hard. Twice. Nothing happens. Just FYI. In case you're ever in trouble there or anything.